Pro-snoozers Pillows

"Yes, I know it's spring dear. But can I just have another day or two in bed?"

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

Whistler's father.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

Good luck with all the revision!!!

'He's started jogging to work.'

"Sorry...I overslept."

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

Sleeping husband

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"

Flight nap

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

'You're snoring in cadence.'

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'