Pro-snoozers Prints

"Yes, I know it's spring dear. But can I just have another day or two in bed?"

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

Sleeping husband

"Sorry...I overslept."

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

'He's started jogging to work.'

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

Good luck with all the revision!!!

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

'Fritz...Fritz..You're roaring again.'

'You're snoring in cadence.'

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"

Flight nap

Man says: 'Are you implying that I have a snoring problem?'

Realistic alarm clock.