Pro-snacker Prints

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

Breakfast surreal.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"It's a map to the vending machines."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

'Because it's there!'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

Oysters in June - delicious!

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

"They're boulettes de viande. They're meatballs. They're balls of meat."

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'