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The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

Punk Reindeer

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

The incomplete Angler

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

Punk Angel

Orange navel has ring

Lion Toupee

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupuncture needles should go?"

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

"Now that's a match made in heaven!"

Tree piercings.

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

'Kids today!'

Ears Pierced While You Wait

'In my day, son, men didn't have rings through their noses until after they were married.'

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