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The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

'Teenagers!'

Punk Reindeer

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

The incomplete Angler

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

Punk Angel

Orange navel has ring

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Lion Toupee

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupuncture needles should go?"

'Kids today!'

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

Pinocchio gets a piercing.

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

Ears Pierced While You Wait

"Like I said, there's no commandment specifically banning body piercings or facial tattoos - it's just not recommended."

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

Tree piercings.

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