Pro Fishing Procrastinator Gifts

"Uh, it's the funniest thing honey... None of my power tools seem to work! I guess those projects will have to wait..."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Bears catching fish

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

A Bloody Butcher

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Been waiting long?'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

Fishing from the Pier

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Fishing for Birds

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Loud mouth bass.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"