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"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Turkish Democracy

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

'Rhea of the Year.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

'I'm typecast!'

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

'MILK FIGHT!'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."