Prize Fighting Fanboy Prints

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Turkish Democracy

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

A Little Extra

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'Rhea of the Year.'

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

'I'm typecast!'

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the Wood

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

Police T.V. Appeal, "It's the new softy softy approach!"

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

'MILK FIGHT!'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'