Prize Fight Follower Gifts

Boxer killing another one

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Wrestling Champion.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I still hate you."

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

No hitting below the belt!

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

'Look out for his low punches.'

'He has a great left hook,'

'Such petulance!'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

'Senior ultimate fighting.'

"Our civilisation is consuming too many resources. But we don't make enough money to enjoy it either."

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."