Prizefighter Gifts

"When you're a champ, Ma'am, every fight is a tough fight."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Violent Crime Statistics

Hypocrisy about poverty

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

A street fight.

End of Affirmative Action

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Oh no! They've been pinched.'

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."