Prizefighter Mugs

"When you're a champ, Ma'am, every fight is a tough fight."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Violent Crime Statistics

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Hypocrisy about poverty

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

A street fight.

End of Affirmative Action

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'Oh no! They've been pinched.'

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

Wrestling Champion.