Prize Seeker Mugs

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"You may already be a Nobel Prize winner!"

Piggy Bank Tug of War

Instant winner trash can

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Tic-tac-toe

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Business Outlook

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

"And this all happened in the last week..."

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

"It's been a great year - let's hope we can keep the shareholders from finding out."

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."