Prize Draw Skeptic Gifts

Searching for a unique gift for the prize draw skeptic? Our collection blends wit and charm designed for those who question the odds and love a good laugh. Perfect for sparking conversations and adding humor to their day.

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"I finally realised I was a failure when I received a letter from Readers Digest saying I hadn't been selected for their prize draw."

"I finally realised I was a failure when I received a letter from Readers Digest saying I hadn't been selected for their prize draw." mockup

"I finally realised I was a failure when I received a letter from Readers Digest saying I hadn't been selected for their prize draw."

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"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money." mockup

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

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"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature." mockup

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

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'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.' mockup

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

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'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.' mockup

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

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'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.' mockup

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

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'That was the worst performance I've ever seen.'

'That was the worst performance I've ever seen.' mockup

'That was the worst performance I've ever seen.'

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Zinzhoff wins Nobel Prize/Creates life in test tube/Or was it in there when he started?

Zinzhoff wins Nobel Prize/Creates life in test tube/Or was it in there when he started? mockup

Zinzhoff wins Nobel Prize/Creates life in test tube/Or was it in there when he started?

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'Well, sweetie, you got a prize, Why it's a cholesterol decoder ring!'

'Well, sweetie, you got a prize, Why it's a cholesterol decoder ring!' mockup

'Well, sweetie, you got a prize, Why it's a cholesterol decoder ring!'

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"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..." mockup

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

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Handing over money.

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"...did your last employer give you a reference?"

"...did your last employer give you a reference?" mockup

"...did your last employer give you a reference?"

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'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

'It's a prize for being first to go home.' mockup

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

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'Usual Saturday night crap.'

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"I didn't exactly win it."

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"It's simple, really. You're a team member when you want something. You're an employee when I want something."

"It's simple, really. You're a team member when you want something. You're an employee when I want something." mockup

"It's simple, really. You're a team member when you want something. You're an employee when I want something."

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"Somehow these awards are seeming less special."

"Somehow these awards are seeming less special." mockup

"Somehow these awards are seeming less special."

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"You may already be a Nobel Prize winner!"

"You may already be a Nobel Prize winner!" mockup

"You may already be a Nobel Prize winner!"

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'Congratulations! You have just won an Escape Weekend at one of our Finest Hotels!'

'Congratulations! You have just won an Escape Weekend at one of our Finest Hotels!' mockup

'Congratulations! You have just won an Escape Weekend at one of our Finest Hotels!'

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Instant winner trash can

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"I want you to promise you'll take some of your Nobel Prize money and buy yourself something nice."

"I want you to promise you'll take some of your Nobel Prize money and buy yourself something nice." mockup

"I want you to promise you'll take some of your Nobel Prize money and buy yourself something nice."

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'They're not just going to GIVE you a Nobel Peace Prize -- you have to FIGHT for it!'

'They're not just going to GIVE you a Nobel Peace Prize -- you have to FIGHT for it!' mockup

'They're not just going to GIVE you a Nobel Peace Prize -- you have to FIGHT for it!'

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"We go to Stockholm, we accept our, prize, and then I never want to see your ugly mug again!"

"We go to Stockholm, we accept our, prize, and then I never want to see your ugly mug again!" mockup

"We go to Stockholm, we accept our, prize, and then I never want to see your ugly mug again!"

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"It's expensive and difficult, but at least if you win, you get to take home a huge piece of garbage."

"It's expensive and difficult, but at least if you win, you get to take home a huge piece of garbage." mockup

"It's expensive and difficult, but at least if you win, you get to take home a huge piece of garbage."

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'Seventy three percent of statistics are made up on the spot.'

'Seventy three percent of statistics are made up on the spot.' mockup

'Seventy three percent of statistics are made up on the spot.'

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Ticket prizes...

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'There's no such thing as a winning lottery ticket, it's all a hoax.'

'There's no such thing as a winning lottery ticket, it's all a hoax.' mockup

'There's no such thing as a winning lottery ticket, it's all a hoax.'

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"I think your personal psychic is a waste of money. She promised us a boatload of fish, and I haven't had a nibble all day."

"I think your personal psychic is a waste of money. She promised us a boatload of fish, and I haven't had a nibble all day." mockup

"I think your personal psychic is a waste of money. She promised us a boatload of fish, and I haven't had a nibble all day."

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'Most exotic fleas'

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Angling Competition

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'Remember to register for the door prize.'

'Remember to register for the door prize.' mockup

'Remember to register for the door prize.'

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'Frank and I won a Clydesdale horse farm.'

'Frank and I won a Clydesdale horse farm.' mockup

'Frank and I won a Clydesdale horse farm.'

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"The Nobel Prize isn't what it used to be."

"The Nobel Prize isn't what it used to be." mockup

"The Nobel Prize isn't what it used to be."

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'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

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Prize Draw Skeptic Gifts Collection

Prize Draw Skeptic Mugs

Explore our range of prize draw skeptic mugs and bring humor to their coffee routine with designs that question the odds.

Prize Draw Skeptic Pillows

Discover our prize draw skeptic pillows to add playful, witty decor to their living or workspace, perfect for fans of humorous skepticism.

Prize Draw Skeptic Prints

Browse our collection of prize draw skeptic prints to enhance their home or office with clever, conversation-worthy art that celebrates their questioning nature.

Prize Draw Skeptic T-Shirts

Check out our prize draw skeptic t-shirts for witty, conversation-starting designs that challenge the odds and showcase their skeptical sense of humor.