Prize Drawings Gifts

'Congratulations! You have just won an Escape Weekend at one of our Finest Hotels!'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

The Victors

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Zdeno Chara

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

'Do you know any other poses?'

Hit a duck, win a prize.

'Well, sweetie, you got a prize, Why it's a cholesterol decoder ring!'

Zinzhoff wins Nobel Prize/Creates life in test tube/Or was it in there when he started?

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Handing over money.

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

"I didn't exactly win it."

"I've tried seated and crouching but you really can't beat a sleeping nude."

'Has anything changed since your Dad won the lottery?'

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

Life drawing class.

'Since stocks are so wacko now,I'm advising clients to go with their lucky numbers on lotto tickets.'

What the hell did he do?

"Could you keep still?"

"We're still pre-rich."

"You may already be a Nobel Prize winner!"

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