Prize Committee Member Gifts

'And the winner of the Nobel prize for nepotism is...Alfred Nobel the third!'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Hanson - committee of four.'

'What we need is a decision, not more foot-dragging.'

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'It may not be our usual business lunch, but it will sure impress the hell out of the budget committee.'

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

"There's no need to go round the table - I know who I am."

Plain English group.

"All those in favor Retweet."

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"

"The Board just wants to be sure you're well supported."

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"Caption: we work in an office; however, we have dressed for the circus. What a humorous mixup."

'That's it, in a nutshell.'

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'

"The first goal of our ad hoc committee should be to learn Latin."

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

'Well, sweetie, you got a prize, Why it's a cholesterol decoder ring!'

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

Zinzhoff wins Nobel Prize/Creates life in test tube/Or was it in there when he started?

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

Handing over money.

'I think we should form a committee to look into this 'individual initiative' thing.'

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

"I didn't exactly win it."

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

'Community wok?'

'We have 10 billion dollars sitting around. Let's give it to the country that calls the United States the most names.'

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'