Prize Committee Member Pillows

'And the winner of the Nobel prize for nepotism is...Alfred Nobel the third!'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Hanson - committee of four.'

'What we need is a decision, not more foot-dragging.'

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

'It may not be our usual business lunch, but it will sure impress the hell out of the budget committee.'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

"There's no need to go round the table - I know who I am."

Plain English group.

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

"The Board just wants to be sure you're well supported."

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

"Caption: we work in an office; however, we have dressed for the circus. What a humorous mixup."

'That's it, in a nutshell.'

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'

"The first goal of our ad hoc committee should be to learn Latin."

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

Zinzhoff wins Nobel Prize/Creates life in test tube/Or was it in there when he started?

'Well, sweetie, you got a prize, Why it's a cholesterol decoder ring!'

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

Handing over money.

'I think we should form a committee to look into this 'individual initiative' thing.'

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

'We have 10 billion dollars sitting around. Let's give it to the country that calls the United States the most names.'

'Community wok?'

"I didn't exactly win it."

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this committee.'