Olympic Committee Member Gifts

"He talked too much."

'Hanson - committee of four.'

'What we need is a decision, not more foot-dragging.'

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'It may not be our usual business lunch, but it will sure impress the hell out of the budget committee.'

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

"There's no need to go round the table - I know who I am."

Plain English group.

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"

"All those in favor Retweet."

"The Board just wants to be sure you're well supported."

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

'That's it, in a nutshell.'

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'

"The first goal of our ad hoc committee should be to learn Latin."

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

Senate ethics committee - no fatties!

'You may be chairman of the board, but the ethics committee would still like to talk to you about your trip to Vegas.'

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this damn committee.'

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

'I think we should form a committee to look into this 'individual initiative' thing.'

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'