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'Congratulations! You have just won an Escape Weekend at one of our Finest Hotels!'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

The Victors

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

Zdeno Chara

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

Hit a duck, win a prize.

Zinzhoff wins Nobel Prize/Creates life in test tube/Or was it in there when he started?

'Well, sweetie, you got a prize, Why it's a cholesterol decoder ring!'

'Do you know any other poses?'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Handing over money.

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

"I didn't exactly win it."

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

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'Has anything changed since your Dad won the lottery?'

Life drawing class.

"I've tried seated and crouching but you really can't beat a sleeping nude."

'Since stocks are so wacko now,I'm advising clients to go with their lucky numbers on lotto tickets.'

"We're still pre-rich."

"We're going to use the 6.4 million pounds to purchase a terraced in a run down area of Huddersfield."

"Could you keep still?"

What the hell did he do?

"You may already be a Nobel Prize winner!"

"No point buying our ticket here - the odds of them selling another big winner are ridiculous."