Prize Draw Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Congratulations Mr. Baker! Out of hundreds of entries you have won third prize in the chronicle's prize draw - a years supply of firm hold hairspray."

Bribes for Jabs

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Geoffrey Rush

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

'...well you say you're Stephen Hawking but as Eddie Redmayne said he was going to turn up in character we're not too sure."

'Heads we declare bankruptcy, tails we try to buy out a profitable megacorp...'

"It's lotto fever."

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

"In light of current market conditions, I've diversified your portfolio to include Lotto tickets and bingo chips."

'Well, sweetie, you got a prize, Why it's a cholesterol decoder ring!'

Leaving America to chance, the USA being eaten by a die

"The good news is, my son is a potential winner, bad news, I'm still buying his lottery tickets."

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

Hit a duck, win a prize.

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

'It's a prize for being first to go home.'

"I didn't exactly win it."

Welcome to Let's Make a Deal, where contestants compete for fabulous prizes. Carl Lernetz, from Brooklyn, let's look at what you'll be competing for today. Behind door #1 a gorgeous dining room set! Clap clap clap

'Isn't that your fund manager?'

'Retire now and we'll throw in this set of steak knives! But wait, that's not all...'

"Bob said his decisions were only 30% correct...so he's trying to increase his odds."

Don't jump! You haven't paid your five bucks for the office lottery pool yet!

Cat wins lottery and vows to carry on working.

'I'm in equities and mutual funds. You?'