Collecting Prizes T-Shirts

Hit a duck, win a prize.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

The Victors

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The one that got away

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Award Winning Gardener

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Cat Show

Dad Trophies

Win - win

'Guess what? I won again.'

Pinata Trophies

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

First Prize!

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

Zdeno Chara

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"I'll bet there's a story there."

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'We're looking for an award-winning sales professional. Those are trophies. You're overqualified.'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

The Generals medals

Employee of the month...

Piranhas' Mounted Trophies

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'