Collecting Lottery Tickets T-Shirts

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

The problem with Scratch N Sniff lottery tickets.

Loterie Francaise...

Man stepping into a void.

The Victors

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Bribes for Jabs

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'Joe has been partying hard!'

Why do you hate the media?

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'I'm sorry, Bob, it wasn't you who won the mega-pool. It was Helen in accounting.' (to man mooning boss).

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Have you been scratching this?"

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Zdeno Chara

Highlights for Adults

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

"It's lotto fever."

"In light of current market conditions, I've diversified your portfolio to include Lotto tickets and bingo chips."

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'