Collecting Tickets T-Shirts

"I've got a couple of tickets for Wild Bill's 'Wild West Show'.. only $800 each!"

Tickets. Game Today. Football is not the same up here. Buying a ticket from a scalper won't get you in --- You have to see Saint Peter to get through the gate. Need Ticket. The players literally fly around the field. And all penalties are forgiven. Are there any similarities to the game on earth? Yeah. When the officials review a close play, it takes an eternity!

Will Sell Soul for Pope Tickets

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

"You can bring in the rest of the fare tomorrow."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Larry's used art

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Skipping Horse

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Grace For Flies

Director/Action Man toy.

Packaging Russian Dolls

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

International Women's Day

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Seagiraffes

Cocktails on the verandah.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Robert Fripp

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.