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"And finally I leave my season ticket to..."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Fall on a desert island

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

People of the Fall

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

Need tickets.

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

Stonehenge Ticket Office

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

"Okay, forget the cookies. How about tickets? I've got a couple of good seats for sale to the Rangers' game."

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

"I've got a couple of tickets for Wild Bill's 'Wild West Show'.. only $800 each!"

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

The corner that Spring's around

Solar Storm Expected!

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

Ludwig van Beethoven

'You're early!...'