Collecting Lottery Tickets Prints

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

The problem with Scratch N Sniff lottery tickets.

Loterie Francaise...

Man stepping into a void.

The Victors

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Why do you hate the media?

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

'I'm sorry, Bob, it wasn't you who won the mega-pool. It was Helen in accounting.' (to man mooning boss).

"Have you been scratching this?"

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

Highlights for Adults

Zdeno Chara

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"It's lotto fever."

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

Eurozone leaders reach consensus. . .

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'