Winning A Prize Gifts

Handing over money.

"I want you to promise you'll take some of your Nobel Prize money and buy yourself something nice."

"We go to Stockholm, we accept our, prize, and then I never want to see your ugly mug again!"

Zinzhoff wins Nobel Prize/Creates life in test tube/Or was it in there when he started?

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

The Victors

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Bullseye!

Award Winning Gardener

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

'Guess what? I won again.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Soccer coach of the year.

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

Happy Champion

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

High Five

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Zdeno Chara

"...and I'd like to thank all my patients for being so ill..."

"I'd like to thank my mum..."

Bradley Wiggins

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

Elf of the Month

Champions biting their medals

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'