Philosopher King
Privilege Analyzer Gifts
Searching for a gift for a privilege analyzer? Our collection offers a clever and humorous selection of items that reflect their keen analytical skills. Perfect for inspiring thoughtful conversations or adding a touch of wit to their daily routine, these products are sure to resonate with their interest in understanding and evaluating privileges. Whether it’s for a friend, colleague, or yourself, find something that complements their analytical mind and sense of humor.
"But can't I be feared and loved?"
Skeptic Tank.
"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."
Nuclear Security Summit
"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"
"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."
'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'
"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."
Spying Smart TV
"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."
'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'
"I give and I give but all they see is take."
Big Brother
"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."
"Feeling like a skinny person living in a fat person's body is actually quite normal."
'Sure, but king benefits aren't portable.'
Corporate Ladder
"You're a Democrat. Aren't you supposed to be liberal with money?"
Quarantine: The great equalizer
"Remember to take into account my client had no life coach."
"Okay, Max, your dad is the commissioner, you're at first base. Harry, your parents donated 5 grand to fix the snack bar, you're at shortstop. . ."
"For my bat mitzvah, my dad is getting me incorporated."
Since his account was hacked Bob suffered from paranoia...
"I have diplomatic immunity!"
Rolling out the red carpet.
"White, middle class, male, of course everyone hates you."
Kiss me quik dating service
"I'm finally at a point where I learned I don't need to please my nutritionist and trainer."
"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."
"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."
"Tarnation, Sagebrush! Who keeps sending me these stupid, mushy Valentines, anyhow?"
"No, my boy, we don't pay taxes. That allows us to spend lavishly and stimulate the economy."
Save our spaces
"The first rule in business, mother, is to never trust anyone. Now go back and walk through the metal detector again...slowly."
Privilege Analyzer Gifts Collection
Privilege Analyzer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for privilege analyzers. A great way to start their day with humor and insight, these mugs make a thoughtful gift.
Privilege Analyzer Pillows
Find playful pillows for privilege analyzers to decorate their space with humor and personality. A cozy yet clever gift they’ll love.
Privilege Analyzer Prints
Browse our prints that celebrate social analysis with wit. A stylish way to inspire thought and conversation in any room.
Privilege Analyzer T-Shirts
Discover witty t-shirts that speak to the privilege analyzer’s keen insights. Perfect for casual wear with a touch of humor and intelligence.