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Philosopher King

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Skeptic Tank.

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

Nuclear Security Summit

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Spying Smart TV

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

"I give and I give but all they see is take."

Big Brother

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

"Feeling like a skinny person living in a fat person's body is actually quite normal."

'Sure, but king benefits aren't portable.'

Corporate Ladder

"You're a Democrat. Aren't you supposed to be liberal with money?"

Quarantine: The great equalizer

"Remember to take into account my client had no life coach."

"Okay, Max, your dad is the commissioner, you're at first base. Harry, your parents donated 5 grand to fix the snack bar, you're at shortstop. . ."

"For my bat mitzvah, my dad is getting me incorporated."

Since his account was hacked Bob suffered from paranoia...

"I have diplomatic immunity!"

Rolling out the red carpet.

"White, middle class, male, of course everyone hates you."

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"I'm finally at a point where I learned I don't need to please my nutritionist and trainer."

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

"Tarnation, Sagebrush! Who keeps sending me these stupid, mushy Valentines, anyhow?"

"No, my boy, we don't pay taxes. That allows us to spend lavishly and stimulate the economy."

Save our spaces

"The first rule in business, mother, is to never trust anyone. Now go back and walk through the metal detector again...slowly."