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Philosopher King

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Skeptic Tank.

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

Nuclear Security Summit

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

Big Brother

"I give and I give but all they see is take."

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

'Sure, but king benefits aren't portable.'

Corporate Ladder

"You're a Democrat. Aren't you supposed to be liberal with money?"

"Remember to take into account my client had no life coach."

Quarantine: The great equalizer

"Okay, Max, your dad is the commissioner, you're at first base. Harry, your parents donated 5 grand to fix the snack bar, you're at shortstop. . ."

"The first rule in business, mother, is to never trust anyone. Now go back and walk through the metal detector again...slowly."

Michael Loser (a beggar).

"I have diplomatic immunity!"

"Tarnation, Sagebrush! Who keeps sending me these stupid, mushy Valentines, anyhow?"

"White, middle class, male, of course everyone hates you."

Rolling out the red carpet.

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

"I'm finally at a point where I learned I don't need to please my nutritionist and trainer."

"For my bat mitzvah, my dad is getting me incorporated."

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

"No, my boy, we don't pay taxes. That allows us to spend lavishly and stimulate the economy."

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