Authority Analyzer Mugs

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Skeptic Tank.

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Off Duty.

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Coming to a consensus.

"What's the new manager going to do? Bite your head off."

Circus Act

'If you're a public servant, what does that make ME?'

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

Continental marshal

The boss is always right.

"Sure, meritocracies are fine, but why take the chance?"

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties

Ted gets nabbed driving under the influence of Leo Buscaglia.

"Feeling like a skinny person living in a fat person's body is actually quite normal."

'I can't help politicizing everything!'

'Wow, excellent turnout.'

"Ya gotta obey the rules otherwise there's anarchy!"

"It occurs to me, Engelhardt, that I've never truly tested the limits of my power."

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

Power: 'It's mine and you can't have it.'

"You denounce the scourge of American imperialism, reject the authority of the U.N. and the World Bank, and then a little joke."

European Crisis management.

Philosopher King

"Well, maybe you can question authority, but you sure can't ask FOLLOW-UP questions."

"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points."

"I told you she didn't like us!"

"The first rule in business, mother, is to never trust anyone. Now go back and walk through the metal detector again...slowly."

'Honey, why do you always put me int he rear seat of you patrol car when you give me a lift home?'