Authority Analyzer Pillows

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Skeptic Tank.

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Off Duty.

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Coming to a consensus.

"What's the new manager going to do? Bite your head off."

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

Continental marshal

'If you're a public servant, what does that make ME?'

Circus Act

"Sure, meritocracies are fine, but why take the chance?"

The boss is always right.

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

'I can't help politicizing everything!'

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties

'Wow, excellent turnout.'

"It occurs to me, Engelhardt, that I've never truly tested the limits of my power."

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

Power: 'It's mine and you can't have it.'

"You denounce the scourge of American imperialism, reject the authority of the U.N. and the World Bank, and then a little joke."

Philosopher King

European Crisis management.

"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points."

"Well, maybe you can question authority, but you sure can't ask FOLLOW-UP questions."

"The first rule in business, mother, is to never trust anyone. Now go back and walk through the metal detector again...slowly."

"I told you she didn't like us!"

'Honey, why do you always put me int he rear seat of you patrol car when you give me a lift home?'

"I operate under the assumption that man is basically good."