Authority Analyzers Pillows

Add personality and humor to their space with cozy pillows inspired by authority analyzers. These plush accents celebrate their love for analysis and thoughtful critique.

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Skeptic Tank.

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"But can't I be feared and loved?" mockup

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

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"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day" mockup

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

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"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now." mockup

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

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Off Duty.

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"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'" mockup

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

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"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me." mockup

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

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'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'

'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?' mockup

'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'

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Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving. mockup

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

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"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one." mockup

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

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'If you're a public servant, what does that make ME?'

'If you're a public servant, what does that make ME?' mockup

'If you're a public servant, what does that make ME?'

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'Of course I love her - but I'm not in love with her.'

'Of course I love her - but I'm not in love with her.' mockup

'Of course I love her - but I'm not in love with her.'

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Circus Act

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"Sure, meritocracies are fine, but why take the chance?"

"Sure, meritocracies are fine, but why take the chance?" mockup

"Sure, meritocracies are fine, but why take the chance?"

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'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.' mockup

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

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'I can't help politicizing everything!' mockup

'I can't help politicizing everything!'

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"Arrows won't work on him. Use a taser."

"Arrows won't work on him. Use a taser." mockup

"Arrows won't work on him. Use a taser."

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"You seem calm above the surface, but underneath I feel as if you're paddling like hell away from me."

"You seem calm above the surface, but underneath I feel as if you're paddling like hell away from me." mockup

"You seem calm above the surface, but underneath I feel as if you're paddling like hell away from me."

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'Wow, excellent turnout.'

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Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep"

Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep" mockup

Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep"

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"It occurs to me, Engelhardt, that I've never truly tested the limits of my power."

"It occurs to me, Engelhardt, that I've never truly tested the limits of my power." mockup

"It occurs to me, Engelhardt, that I've never truly tested the limits of my power."

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"What do you mean, you didn't know I wanted a divorce? Don't you follow me on social media?"

"What do you mean, you didn't know I wanted a divorce? Don't you follow me on social media?" mockup

"What do you mean, you didn't know I wanted a divorce? Don't you follow me on social media?"

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"You denounce the scourge of American imperialism, reject the authority of the U.N. and the World Bank, and then a little joke."

"You denounce the scourge of American imperialism, reject the authority of the U.N. and the World Bank, and then a little joke." mockup

"You denounce the scourge of American imperialism, reject the authority of the U.N. and the World Bank, and then a little joke."

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Philosopher King

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'To be honest, the only reason I don't leave her is because she takes my penalty points on her licence.'

'To be honest, the only reason I don't leave her is because she takes my penalty points on her licence.' mockup

'To be honest, the only reason I don't leave her is because she takes my penalty points on her licence.'

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"Alpha Male."

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"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points."

"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points." mockup

"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points."

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"The first rule in business, mother, is to never trust anyone. Now go back and walk through the metal detector again...slowly."

"The first rule in business, mother, is to never trust anyone. Now go back and walk through the metal detector again...slowly." mockup

"The first rule in business, mother, is to never trust anyone. Now go back and walk through the metal detector again...slowly."

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The speed of justice.

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"I operate under the assumption that man is basically good."

"I operate under the assumption that man is basically good." mockup

"I operate under the assumption that man is basically good."

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"I've concluded a meta analysis of the myriad of tests we've run and I think I can say with a certain level of certainty that you are probably screwed...."

"I've concluded a meta analysis of the myriad of tests we've run and I think I can say with a certain level of certainty that you are probably screwed...." mockup

"I've concluded a meta analysis of the myriad of tests we've run and I think I can say with a certain level of certainty that you are probably screwed...."

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Man Locked in a Heart

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'An oral contract is not worth the paper it's written on.'

'An oral contract is not worth the paper it's written on.' mockup

'An oral contract is not worth the paper it's written on.'

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Authority Analyzers Pillows Collection

Authority Analyzers Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs tailored for authority analyzers, blending humor and intelligence in every sip. Perfect for brightening their mornings.

Authority Analyzers Prints

Browse our artistic prints for authority analyzers, showcasing humor and intelligence in striking visuals. Ideal for inspiring their workspace or lounge.

Authority Analyzers T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for authority analyzers, designed with a smart, witty edge. A great way to wear their clever personality with pride.