Trust Analyzer Pillows

'You're not very trusting are you?'

"I told you I was working late, why don't you ever believe me?"

"The first rule in business, mother, is to never trust anyone. Now go back and walk through the metal detector again...slowly."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Skeptic Tank.

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

Confirmation Bias

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

Testing a Fiancee

"He's falsified data, he's falsified results...and now he says he loves me."

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

"Who's God?"

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."

"My religion is about love and tolerance! Got that, you stupid son of a bitch!?!

"Handwriting analysis has revealed that Spencer is not in fact my husband."

"We already have a state of the art security system. Why do we need a house detective?"

'According to a recent issue of 'psychology today', all your fears are well founded.'

'How could you swindle those good people who trusted you?'

"I'm going to write you a prescription for new friends."

'You don't see banks with the name 'Trust' any more.'

'He has this absurd notion that I don't trust him.'

"I'd like to be straightforward about all this, but, of course, that's out of the question."

'To see if my husband is cheating, I have to check his pockets, wallet and NOW his E-MAIL!'

"Never trust a man! Rupert told me he was vegetarian, but guess what I found in his pocket....spare ribs and roast beef!"

Woman on a pedestal who married the trusting type.

'The Big Guy seems to trust him. Would you help us kill him?'

Trusted my Financial Advisor.

J'Accuse!

'-you would tell me if there was someone else, wouldn't you, Doris

"I don't trust my stockbroker. He's married a travel agent."

"Hey Jefferson, just thought I'd stop by to see if you are actually sick."

'I put too much faith in those who don't deserve it. I call it self confidence.'