Authority Analyzers Prints

Skeptic Tank.

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

Off Duty.

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

'If you're a public servant, what does that make ME?'

'Of course I love her - but I'm not in love with her.'

Circus Act

"Sure, meritocracies are fine, but why take the chance?"

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

'I can't help politicizing everything!'

"Arrows won't work on him. Use a taser."

"You seem calm above the surface, but underneath I feel as if you're paddling like hell away from me."

'Wow, excellent turnout.'

Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep"

"It occurs to me, Engelhardt, that I've never truly tested the limits of my power."

"What do you mean, you didn't know I wanted a divorce? Don't you follow me on social media?"

"You denounce the scourge of American imperialism, reject the authority of the U.N. and the World Bank, and then a little joke."

Philosopher King

'To be honest, the only reason I don't leave her is because she takes my penalty points on her licence.'

"Alpha Male."

"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points."

"The first rule in business, mother, is to never trust anyone. Now go back and walk through the metal detector again...slowly."

The speed of justice.

"I operate under the assumption that man is basically good."

"I've concluded a meta analysis of the myriad of tests we've run and I think I can say with a certain level of certainty that you are probably screwed...."

Man Locked in a Heart

'An oral contract is not worth the paper it's written on.'