Secret Admirer Analyzer T-Shirts

"Tarnation, Sagebrush! Who keeps sending me these stupid, mushy Valentines, anyhow?"

The DaVinci Code

Reading my Critics

'You know too much,'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

The wine-shop

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Will you be my Valentine?'

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Elusive Shadow.

Company Ink.

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

The men of your dreams

Meet The Ghostwriter

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Moby the Private Dick.

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

Book Shop.

Lover

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

"Great-now everybody at work is going to know."

Private Jet

A Ghost

Clowns of the Baskervilles

Someone carries a torch for you!

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse