Privatization Skeptic Pillows

Essential / Non Essential Signpost - 'It's way more competitive since they turned things over to the private sector.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

'Today the house voted for a timeline, the sentate voted for benchmarks, and Halliburton voted for staying the course.'

"Do you want to ruin me?! Take it away!!"

"This is part of the privatisation I don't like."

With-it Woman

Doctor's house visit "What's made him worse since I phoned Doctor was worrying about the cost of a house call"

'If there's one thing I've learnt being a manager,it's taking credit where it isn't due!'

'I'm going to be honest about this -- I'm from the Government, and I'm here to bamboozle you.'

Turnkey Totalitarianism

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

Our Mission: "Who are we trying to kid? It's just one day at a time around here!"

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'My work is based on a version of the truth, but I believe the truth to be fluid...'

Profit can be a silly thing, but your boss thinks it is everything.

'Perhaps we would be better off with fewer fans on Facebook and Twitter, and more on Visa and Mastercard!'

'Downsizing through attrition will work if enough employees will cooperate and die.'

"It's really a lateral transfer, Crampton, From 'Nobody' to 'Flunkie'."

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

"Afraid we can't help dear, too many other calls on the public purse!"

'Looks like the cable merger is concentrating too much market in one telecommunications giant.'

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

'Okay - Who built this site?'

Headphones Strip 18: Shared profits

Nothing to Lose But Our Knees