Commercialization Skeptic Pillows

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. . . already marked down for clearance and it's not even Halloween yet."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

Privatized Jails

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

"Which will it be - do we label it '20% free', and raise the price 20%, or label lit '40% free', and raise the price 40%?"

"Multi-level marketing!"

Cash Rebate

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."

"If we new this was going to happen we could have arranged some great TV sponsorship deals."

'I spend the winter in Sarasota now, since I sold my entire list to telemarketers.'

"The improvement is the higher price."

Mt. Everest gifts.

"It's flu season, so you'll probably get sick. To repeat: You... will... get... sick. And when you do, there's Helpaflu."

"On the web it clearly said, 'one mile from the beach'."

'The champ will make twenty million from this fight, mainly from selling advertising space on his shorts...'

'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum....

"It's not as good a deal as it sounds - it's based on THEIR lifetime."

"Are you a platinum card member?"

"Now paid subscribers will have access to as much free content as non-subscribers."

"Thanks to Trump, no one cares if we lie now in our advertisements or press releases."

'Before sending these ideas I have to the boss, run them past legal, my Ouija board and my magic 8 ball.'