Industrialization Skeptic Pillows

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

'Whenever they discuss trickle-down economics, I have to go to the bathroom.'

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

Progress?

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."

"My kid could have done that with AI."

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

If middle-age birthday cards were honest...

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'In an effort to make our economic reporting and projections more accurate, our resident weatherman will be delivering the economic news.'

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Railway 'King' George Hudson

Assets $2,400,000,000 Liabilities $4,6000,000,000 Government Bailout $2,200,000,000

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

'Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill.'