Industrialization Skeptic Gifts

Addicted to Oil

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Whenever they discuss trickle-down economics, I have to go to the bathroom.'

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?'

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

Progress?

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

"My kid could have done that with AI."

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

If middle-age birthday cards were honest...

'In an effort to make our economic reporting and projections more accurate, our resident weatherman will be delivering the economic news.'

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

Assets $2,400,000,000 Liabilities $4,6000,000,000 Government Bailout $2,200,000,000

Railway 'King' George Hudson

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

'Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill.'