Commercialization Critic Pillows

"Have you heard the news? Ben & Jerry's is turning pro."

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

'I spend the winter in Sarasota now, since I sold my entire list to telemarketers.'

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

"I've got a great deal for us...if we're willing to sponsor Christmas."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

The Price of Freedom

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"Money is life's report card."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Corporate Greed.

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"Sir, your greed is showing."

Roads with a view.

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

Capitalism and Consumers

The two faces of capitalism.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Privatized Jails

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name."