Commercial Skeptic Pillows

"I'll write your a prescription for a medication that's been recommended in three out of four commercials."

TV remotes.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

Why do you hate the media?

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

Classic News.

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

CATCHY NAME

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

'Today the house voted for a timeline, the sentate voted for benchmarks, and Halliburton voted for staying the course.'

"Do you want to ruin me?! Take it away!!"

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

'If there's one thing I've learnt being a manager,it's taking credit where it isn't due!'

With-it Woman

Cold caller.

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

"Multi-level marketing!"

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

Our Mission: "Who are we trying to kid? It's just one day at a time around here!"

"Paparazzi!"