Ad Skeptic Pillows

"Truth in advertising...or more small talk?"

"How come in your TV adverts you're giving out loans left, right and centre?!"

'Well, I never go anywhere, American Express -- How does that grab you?'

'Yes I know our commercial said no salesman would call... we lied.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

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CIA report

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Why do you hate the media?

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

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Classic News.

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"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

Next semester I have "The Frito-lay

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

The other digital divide.

Coincidence or What?

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

No Unknown Unknowns

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

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