Ad Sceptic Pillows

'I need you to blow into this breathalyzer, right after this important commercial message.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Why do you hate the media?

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

The Mainstream

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"Fifty years in academia, studying, researching, writing and teaching. And what do they call me? ‘The Human AI’."

Classic News.

Domestic Spying Drones

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

'My philosophy has always been, sell advice, don't follow it.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

The following story is based on actual events.

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

"Multi-level marketing!"

No Unknown Unknowns

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

A man without a chicken on his head!

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

"Paparazzi!"

These networks are definitely treating news as entertainment, but I'm not sure if they're going for drama or comedy.

Cash Rebate

Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING

'...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys don't really have a gun...no this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant...'