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Werewolf Cellmate

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Tic-tac-toe

"Can I still do my pilates?"

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

"I say we just wheel it into the city. What's the worst that can happen?""

'Unfortunately The Hounds of The Baskerville were my role models.'

"Can you hear me now?"

"No ham in this, I hope?"

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

"I was doing ok before the investigation

'It was a woman. . .I was snitched by a pigeonette.'

A Vision Had by Charlemagne (Legend of Croquemitaine).

'Of course you can't remember what you had for breakfast -- we didn't HAVE any breakfast.'

Prisoner playing golf with his ball and chains.

FISH ESCAPE.

Do you believe in free love?

'Sorry, but none of our entrees are available for takeout.'

'It was the 'nothing but the truth' part that tripped me up.'

"It's hard to believe you've served 14 years already for armed robbery. I lose all track of time when I'm shopping."

When Financial Planners Go To Prison.

'One 10 by 8 for the wife, and a dozen postcard size for the rest of the gang...'

"I'd like a quick word with you after visiting time."

"I think what I miss most is robbing people."

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

Worst escape attempt ever.

'What do you mean, the food is terrific?'

No caption. (Two jail cell inmates are seen looking at each other. One is a human, one a mouse. There are bars on the cell window and bars shown on the mouse hole).

"It's an 'un'care package from my ex-wife." "Ooooh... is that K-Y Jelly?!"

'I was convicted for embezzling from a sperm bank.'

'Will you shut up with the stupid quotes from that stupid book?!!'

'I'm here for identity theft.'

'Well, if you ask me mate, I think you want locking up.'

'Don't worry - You'll cross the pain threshold in a couple of years.'