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Having a child who had missed three assemblies wasn't enough to win the respect of the hardmen of prison block 'D'.

Tic-tac-toe

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Sweet Jailbreak

Prison Wallpaper.

'I'm in for being a killer. You?'

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

'If you don't mnage to have enough sunshine you should eat more of oily fish, black caviare, eggs and butter.'

In The Bastille

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'I'm only here to pep up my autobiography.'

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

"No ham in this, I hope?"

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

'There's one clever man, he managed to lose almost a billion dollars before they caught him.'

'It must have been quite a mid-life crisis if they gave you 30 years for it.'

'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...'

'Suspence, intrigue, deceit, vice...the annual report.'

"Whatever you do in there all day is fine with me, so long as it's not writing a memoir."

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

'Let's stay in tonight.'

'It wouldn't hurt you to visit me once in a while!'

'Why did you leave your last job after being there for twenty years?' 'I got paroled.'

Earl's magic show was very popular with his fellow inmates

'Well yes there was life before television but it didn't amount to much. . .'

'The warden said, no...you may not call in an interior decorator.'

'It was a woman. . .I was snitched by a pigeonette.'

"Refusal to Obey a Police Officer. You?"