Prison Raconteur T-Shirts

Celebrate their storytelling flair with a witty t-shirt. Ideal for prison raconteurs who take pride in their colorful narratives and creative expression.

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'I'm only here to pep up my autobiography.'

'I'm only here to pep up my autobiography.' mockup

'I'm only here to pep up my autobiography.'

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"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32." mockup

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

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' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! ' mockup

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

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Tic-tac-toe

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I'm a gangster rap fan too!

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'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!' mockup

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

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"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!" mockup

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

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"Back in the day, this pub was full of young, long-haired radicals, hell-bent on changing the world."

"Back in the day, this pub was full of young, long-haired radicals, hell-bent on changing the world." mockup

"Back in the day, this pub was full of young, long-haired radicals, hell-bent on changing the world."

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'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?' mockup

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

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Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it... mockup

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

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Sweet Jailbreak

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Prison Wallpaper.

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'I'm in for being a killer. You?' mockup

'I'm in for being a killer. You?'

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"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening." mockup

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

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'If you don't mnage to have enough sunshine you should eat more of oily fish, black caviare, eggs and butter.'

'If you don't mnage to have enough sunshine you should eat more of oily fish, black caviare, eggs and butter.' mockup

'If you don't mnage to have enough sunshine you should eat more of oily fish, black caviare, eggs and butter.'

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"No ham in this, I hope?"

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'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.' mockup

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

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"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..." mockup

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

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'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.' mockup

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

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In The Bastille

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'There's one clever man, he managed to lose almost a billion dollars before they caught him.'

'There's one clever man, he managed to lose almost a billion dollars before they caught him.' mockup

'There's one clever man, he managed to lose almost a billion dollars before they caught him.'

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'It must have been quite a mid-life crisis if they gave you 30 years for it.'

'It must have been quite a mid-life crisis if they gave you 30 years for it.' mockup

'It must have been quite a mid-life crisis if they gave you 30 years for it.'

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'Suspence, intrigue, deceit, vice...the annual report.'

'Suspence, intrigue, deceit, vice...the annual report.' mockup

'Suspence, intrigue, deceit, vice...the annual report.'

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"Whatever you do in there all day is fine with me, so long as it's not writing a memoir."

"Whatever you do in there all day is fine with me, so long as it's not writing a memoir." mockup

"Whatever you do in there all day is fine with me, so long as it's not writing a memoir."

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'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...'

'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...' mockup

'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...'

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'It was a woman. . .I was snitched by a pigeonette.'

'It was a woman. . .I was snitched by a pigeonette.' mockup

'It was a woman. . .I was snitched by a pigeonette.'

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'The warden said, no...you may not call in an interior decorator.'

'The warden said, no...you may not call in an interior decorator.' mockup

'The warden said, no...you may not call in an interior decorator.'

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'It wouldn't hurt you to visit me once in a while!'

'It wouldn't hurt you to visit me once in a while!' mockup

'It wouldn't hurt you to visit me once in a while!'

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"Refusal to Obey a Police Officer. You?"

"Refusal to Obey a Police Officer. You?" mockup

"Refusal to Obey a Police Officer. You?"

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'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.' mockup

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

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'Why did you leave your last job after being there for twenty years?' 'I got paroled.'

'Why did you leave your last job after being there for twenty years?' 'I got paroled.' mockup

'Why did you leave your last job after being there for twenty years?' 'I got paroled.'

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'Of course you can't remember what you had for breakfast -- we didn't HAVE any breakfast.'

'Of course you can't remember what you had for breakfast -- we didn't HAVE any breakfast.' mockup

'Of course you can't remember what you had for breakfast -- we didn't HAVE any breakfast.'

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Prison Raconteur T-Shirts Collection

Prison Raconteur Mugs

Discover more witty and personalized mugs perfect for prison raconteurs who love to start conversations and share stories.

Prison Raconteur Pillows

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Prison Raconteur Prints

Browse our prints that beautifully showcase the creative and rebellious spirit of prison raconteurs, perfect for inspiring their storytelling.