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"Prose & Cons."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Tic-tac-toe

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

A confinement of convicts

'I'm in for being a killer. You?'

'If you don't mnage to have enough sunshine you should eat more of oily fish, black caviare, eggs and butter.'

'Unfortunately The Hounds of The Baskerville were my role models.'

A prison with a conservatory attached.

"No ham in this, I hope?"

'He didn't wash his hands.'

"I can't continue to be your lawyer if you won't show up at the hearings."

"Try and give me... happy."

'There's one clever man, he managed to lose almost a billion dollars before they caught him.'

'Why did you leave your last job after being there for twenty years?' 'I got paroled.'

'That day was pretty bad! That day was awful! That day right there wasn't too bad. That day was okay. Oh, yeah, that day...it was horrible!...'

'It was the 'nothing but the truth' part that tripped me up.'

"It's hard to believe you've served 14 years already for armed robbery. I lose all track of time when I'm shopping."

"Well, anyhow, it sure is handy having my broker right here in my cell!"

'This book changed my life. I stole it.'

No caption. (Two jail cell inmates are seen looking at each other. One is a human, one a mouse. There are bars on the cell window and bars shown on the mouse hole).

"It's an 'un'care package from my ex-wife." "Ooooh... is that K-Y Jelly?!"

'Want a cracker?'

'When you flippantly asked them to honour your August holiday arrangements they flippantly honoured August 2022.'

Dear Edward, here is the cake in the file that you wanted. Love, Sue.

'You've got to get me out of here... my cellmate just gave me flowers and candy.'

"Neato, keeno - bunk beds!"

"For me, a confessions is much too autobiographical."

"I think what I miss most is robbing people."

A man sitting in a jail cell reading a book titled "Who's Who in Jail".

'Hey, Fred - Got a minute?'

Prisoner wins a world cruise holiday.

I blame it on the system. On my last stretch I did a computer course, and now I'm in for computer fraud.

Ice-cream van supplies skyscraper of cones to reach prisoner in upstairs cell