Prison Poetry Reader Pillows

"Prose & Cons."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Tic-tac-toe

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

A confinement of convicts

'I'm in for being a killer. You?'

'If you don't mnage to have enough sunshine you should eat more of oily fish, black caviare, eggs and butter.'

A prison with a conservatory attached.

"No ham in this, I hope?"

'He didn't wash his hands.'

'There's one clever man, he managed to lose almost a billion dollars before they caught him.'

"Try and give me... happy."

'Why did you leave your last job after being there for twenty years?' 'I got paroled.'

'It was the 'nothing but the truth' part that tripped me up.'

"It's hard to believe you've served 14 years already for armed robbery. I lose all track of time when I'm shopping."

"Well, anyhow, it sure is handy having my broker right here in my cell!"

'This book changed my life. I stole it.'

'You've got to get me out of here... my cellmate just gave me flowers and candy.'

"It's an 'un'care package from my ex-wife." "Ooooh... is that K-Y Jelly?!"

Dear Edward, here is the cake in the file that you wanted. Love, Sue.

"Neato, keeno - bunk beds!"

'When you flippantly asked them to honour your August holiday arrangements they flippantly honoured August 2022.'

'Want a cracker?'

A man sitting in a jail cell reading a book titled "Who's Who in Jail".

"I think what I miss most is robbing people."

"For me, a confessions is much too autobiographical."

'Hey, Fred - Got a minute?'

Prisoner wins a world cruise holiday.

I blame it on the system. On my last stretch I did a computer course, and now I'm in for computer fraud.

Ice-cream van supplies skyscraper of cones to reach prisoner in upstairs cell

'They reckon nobody is ever more than ten feet away from a rat.'