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"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

"Meet The Author"

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

John Bunyan

"Out damn Spot

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Dating an English Major

"Oh, this old thing?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Thomas Hardy

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'He was a great writer'

Henrik Ibsen,

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

Sinking with your heart

The Book Lover