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"Your blood pressure is fine. But you're a little high in cholesterol."

"You're going to hate yourself."

Tut and Carmen.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

Out To Lurch

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Joan Hickson

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Scarpia from Tosca

Solar Frankenstein