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'It's best if you take it one day at a time.'

Food Chain Gang

"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"

"Escape Thursday? But that's Bar-B-Qued pork night!"

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

Preferred Prisons

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

Prisoner playing golf with his ball and chains.

"I'm in for stealing breath."

'Tell them I stepped away from my desk.'

'Yeah? Well you could use some deodorant, too!'

What the?! It's all just wallpaper.

'Let's stay in tonight.'

'I'm a celebrity now...so get me out of here!'

'The warden said, no...you may not call in an interior decorator.'

"You have to stop doing this. This is the eighth time you've received a life sentence!"

"It's hard to believe you've served 14 years already for armed robbery. I lose all track of time when I'm shopping."

'What do you mean, the food is terrific?'

"I think what I miss most is robbing people."

''I'm under house arrest for six months. It's a lot more fun if you're not already in jail for a bunch of other crimes.'

Prison officers' hospital visit.

'One 10 by 8 for the wife, and a dozen postcard size for the rest of the gang...'

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

'I'm going to handle your appeal, but remember, I'm on death row.'

And for sport we've got a spittoon.

'We've been caught boys. But lets not go down without putting on a show.'

Sultry Confinement

'I'm here for identity theft.'

"Will there be time to stop at the gift shop?"

'Stampede, what you in for?'

Jail cell answering machine: We are unable to take your call right now. Please leave a message...

'Ok - who ordered the taxi?'

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